Monkey Business in Chess
If the first player wants to monkey around in the chess opening he can play 1.b4, the Orangutan Opening. We know that Savielly Tartakower dubbed this debut after "consulting" an orangutan at the Bronx Zoo, and accordingly ventured 1.b4 the next day (on March 21, 1924) against Geza Maroczy. Tartakower got a fine position but, through no fault of the sage simian, only scored a hard fought draw.
As it happens, this New York 1924 tournament is rather famous - the best players were present, including the reigning World Champion Capablance, former World Champion Lasker and future World Champion Alekhine. The latter, Alexander Alekhine, edited the tournament book and annotated each game. Let's then follow his commentary as Tartakower introduces the Orangutan Opening into international chess competition.
Tartakower-Maroczy, New York 1924
So is 1.b4 merely a chump chimp move, or is it really played by the top bananas in chess? Well, the Orangutan Opening is also known as Sokolsky's Opening (quite a strong player), and a goodly roster of titled chess players have gone 1.b4 on the first move. Among the rank and file I have myself aped these Masters and played 1.b4 monkeyshine on several occasions. In fact, there is now a threat to fling those chess droppings into the next installment!